Only My Mom: "Two Holes"
Mom: "You have two holes. If nothing nice comes from your mouth hole, then you become an asshole."
I started this blog because:
1. My mom's thick Indian accent makes everything amusing.
2. She says some deep, philosophical shit sometimes.
3. She is funnier than I am and doesn't try.
Enjoy.
Mom: "You have two holes. If nothing nice comes from your mouth hole, then you become an asshole."